Source: The Sydney Morning Herald
Author: Elizabeth Farrelly
Date: 7th December, 2019
Comment from Andrew Mackinnon on this article:
The beds are burning (because the government deliberately set them on fire). Something something ‘climate change’. [Insert endearing anecdote here.] Please download your required scripted response from thegovandthemediaaremakingout.com/wetellyouwhattothink and study it carefully. Modifying your attitude and behaviour is a matter of urgency. Polar bears, penguins and koalas are depending on you!